2013-05-30

Message #8, update

I happened to notice that there was a meeting at the office where some people were brainstorming the meaning of message 8. They seem to be confident that the loyalty issue is now resolved so they didn't even bother to clean the board! Well... lucky I'm still here ;) I managed to take a picture of the whiteboard after the meeting.


4 comments:

  1. Anonymous30/5/13 20:18

    Some individuals working on this problem have solved it, but I don't see that anyone's passed on the solution to you, yet. Counting the number of vowels in each word in Message 8, and then taking the letter that number of positions into the word gives:
    warming up
    now go here
    sevensevenbgm

    Which leads to http://goo.gl/77BGM
    Which leads to http://stoptoilworndiamond.co.nf/ultimatacoaly.html

    There is what appears to be an astonishing amount of garbage text, on that page, and the timestamp is: TS:2031-12-31-23-59-60

    Using the same method on the text from that page, it repeats this, several times:
    They did not seem to get any solution to the data collection problem in the early stages of project toilworn diamond they thought that the best way to collect data was to go door to door and ask people to share their personal interests pictures thoughts hobbies etc nevertheless Richard and buck quickly realized that it was just too inefficient way to collect the vast amount of data they needed they needed to learn how to do the data collecting and processing automatically there was just no way they could have get it done efficiently enough even if they would have hired an army of workers to manually do the work for them also they were surprised that many people did not want to tell them what did they had for lunch at what time were they going to bed how many cups of coffee did they drink during the day what kind of animals did they have or even show some pictures of funny pets after six months of traveling around the country and desperately clinging to any piece of data they were able to get they decided to finish and wait for an era were people would not mind giving they all the information they needed

    Hope that helps!

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    1. Thanks Cor-de-lea for posting the text! That surely was really twisted message. I'm glad you, and everyone else who were helping to solve it, are doing this with me together!

      They were surely keen on getting data from people! I'm just wondering... why were they interested knowing about people's lunches and stuff?

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    2. Wasn't one of the things that we should watch out for in event of a LOLCat Apocalypse people starting to publish pictures of their food thinking that, for some reason, other people would want to know what they are having for lunch. Could those two things be related?

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    3. Good point ads123! I think they definitely can be connected! After all, we have been warned that Avecira Solutions might be somehow responsible for the LOLCat Apocalypse, and that the project Toilworn Diamond should be stopped.

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